Not a proper Travelogue post, but a brief gem

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me: DANNY. DANNY. DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE GRUBS?!

Daniel: no

me: OH. MY. GOD.
SO--AND YES, I DO NEED ALLCAPS FOR THIS--SO I'M PLANTING DATE PALMS, RIGHT?
SOMETIMES, IN THE ROOT BALL, THERE ARE THESE /FATASS/ WHITE GRUBS, WITH BLACK SPOTS ALONG THE SIDE AND RED HEADS
LIKE, KNOW HOW BIG MY HANDS ARE?
THE SIZE OF THAT, MINUS FINGERS
THE PALM PORTION, AND JUST /HORRIBLE/--LIKE A WHO MONSTER, LIKE THE GRUBS IN GREEN DEATH
THE THAI GUYS* FROM THE MOUNTAINS? SWOOP IN AND COLLECT THESE, RIGHT? AS I'M BUSY GOING 'OH MY FUCKING GOD': BECAUSE, YOU SEE, THEY ARE GOING TO EAT THEM.
RACIST JOKE? NO.
FACT.
O_O
D: <--this is an artist's depiction of my face, for like, the hours after

Daniel: hahahahaha
did they cook them?

me: dude, not in front of me, but I assume
they took that shit home with them
these were still ALIVE
and SQUIRMING
fyi

*immigrant field workers: like Mexicans in America, but legal. Apparently the ones initially hailing from the mountainous regions of Thailand "will eat anything," because their home provides so little that's readily edible they've adjusted their diets to include GRUBTHULHU, THE ELDER GRUB

Comments

[scarykarrey.livejournal.com]

Fucking gross, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_coherent/]

I kinda want a picture of them. They sound sickening, but also AWESOME.

Not so much the eating part, but hey.

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

They do cook them, in a lot of different ways. Grilling, frying, steaming (<--DO NOT WANT). With a spritz of lemon and seasonings and stuff, yet. Apparently if you're of a very "unjudgmental of what you put in your mouth" type, they're pretty damn good.

I, um, no. Not me, thanks. Have a good dinner, Thai people! Keep those suckers away from the rest of civilization and we'll all be happy!

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

Um. Ew.

That is all.

[chickenamu.livejournal.com]

Like this?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/1818582448_dbca50e852.jpg?v=0