Harpies: Oh I KNOW you didn't eat my cow. Aeneas: We were hungry, we passed like eight intersections without a McDonalds or rest stop, chilll out. Also we peed all up in your meadows. As previously stated, no rest stops. Harpies: Bitch, you will wander the world starving until you eat your table!
Later, in Italy.
Aeneas: So when she said that, she meant we'd eat stuff on toast? Like, we'd eat an open-faced sandwich? Because that's less threatening than I had anticipated.
You need to make a website or blog or WHATEVER completely devoted to your snarky interpretations of literature. You will be an omgintarwebcelebrity in no time. At least among the smart intarwebbers, and that's what counts anyway.
Had I a title for that series of... something... you just read above, I think it would be "When Products of Study Breaks Go Wrong." It would also be that bonus DVD you get for free when you purchase "Girls Gone Wild" vol 4.
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Aeneas: We were hungry, we passed like eight intersections without a McDonalds or rest stop, chilll out. Also we peed all up in your meadows. As previously stated, no rest stops.
Harpies: Bitch, you will wander the world starving until you eat your table!
Later, in Italy.
Aeneas: So when she said that, she meant we'd eat stuff on toast? Like, we'd eat an open-faced sandwich? Because that's less threatening than I had anticipated.
forgive me, I'm tired.
Re: forgive me, I'm tired.
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-THEY WENT DOWN ON PENNY LANE!
-Furthermore-
Why did Major Tom and the space alien have sex?
-BECAUSE HE HAD HIS HELMET ON!
When they were done having sex, what did the space alien say to Major Tom?
-YOUR CIRCUIT'S DEAD, IS SOMETHING WRONG?!
Major Tom replied
-IT'S OK; I THINK MY SPACESHIP KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO!
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