I kind of vom'd all over Jack's plastic chin and Dramatic Coat a bit, sorry. First place? Jack is the most interesting gay or bi character sci-fi's ever produced? Really? I don't dig Jack/Ianto. I know, it's just like, me and a goat out here while the rest of fandom's in on that shipping party, but there's something "...oh." about it for me. I'm just never Intrigued by their lurve.
Not like I am by the passion between John Cleese and a certain Jonas Brother...
Not that I want to give Jack over into the keeping of Diet Coke!Master over there in the lobster coat: Three/Delgado!Master's my fucking ship, dammit! You can't just take the whole dynamic, hand it into John Barrowman's sweaty, eager hands, and pretend I never saw the episodes you've suddenly smooshed the cast of Torchwood on top of, like a poorly-drawn tattoo of a fat bird covering up the name of your now-ex-boyfriend on your arm...
MORAL: JACK HARKNESS: HE'S LIKE THAT UGLY FAT-BIRD TATTOO.
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Not like I am by the passion between John Cleese and a certain Jonas Brother...
Not that I want to give Jack over into the keeping of Diet Coke!Master over there in the lobster coat: Three/Delgado!Master's my fucking ship, dammit! You can't just take the whole dynamic, hand it into John Barrowman's sweaty, eager hands, and pretend I never saw the episodes you've suddenly smooshed the cast of Torchwood on top of, like a poorly-drawn tattoo of a fat bird covering up the name of your now-ex-boyfriend on your arm...
MORAL: JACK HARKNESS: HE'S LIKE THAT UGLY FAT-BIRD TATTOO.