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Ah! Why have I spent the past two weeks so sleep disordered? Last night I had to drug myself twice to finally get knocked out at 3 or 4 am? (Don't know exactly.) only to wake up at 9 am sharp and be incapable of getting back to sleep.
Wtf, body? Do you not like functioning? Do you think I look good sleep-deprived and confused? I assure you, the current Raccoon-Eyes-with-Mussed-Jewfro look is not sexy. It only makes me look like Barbara Streisand in the depressing bits of The Way We Were or possibly the Really Extra Rabid Raccoon from the Writer's House sophomore year (the one that rocked out in the dumpster and tried, foamily, to nomnom Tracy and Therese). Same difference.
Also, hair: plz to be not sticking out like you are trying to send explorers out onto other people's heads to colonize them. If you must be an Imperialist Fro, be more discrete re: your ebol planz. Though the day a strand of you invaded my ex's beard and horrified him hours later in a philo class b/c where the fuck had you even come from was pretty hillarious, and I give you props b/c obv. your efforts at conquest are taking a multi-lateral approach.
If the head-hair-tentacle is analagous to direct invasion then you, scout hairs, are commercial penetration, the East India Company of Coifs. The day you bring back from your wanderings enough bullion to fulfill a wealth-of-nations style exchange I will be impressed, but not surprised, at your skill.
( I've been having weird nightmares all week and I wish it would stop. )
Wtf, body? Do you not like functioning? Do you think I look good sleep-deprived and confused? I assure you, the current Raccoon-Eyes-with-Mussed-Jewfro look is not sexy. It only makes me look like Barbara Streisand in the depressing bits of The Way We Were or possibly the Really Extra Rabid Raccoon from the Writer's House sophomore year (the one that rocked out in the dumpster and tried, foamily, to nomnom Tracy and Therese). Same difference.
Also, hair: plz to be not sticking out like you are trying to send explorers out onto other people's heads to colonize them. If you must be an Imperialist Fro, be more discrete re: your ebol planz. Though the day a strand of you invaded my ex's beard and horrified him hours later in a philo class b/c where the fuck had you even come from was pretty hillarious, and I give you props b/c obv. your efforts at conquest are taking a multi-lateral approach.
If the head-hair-tentacle is analagous to direct invasion then you, scout hairs, are commercial penetration, the East India Company of Coifs. The day you bring back from your wanderings enough bullion to fulfill a wealth-of-nations style exchange I will be impressed, but not surprised, at your skill.
( I've been having weird nightmares all week and I wish it would stop. )
