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So when you wash a wool and silk skirt: it shrinks: And when you do it repeatedly b/c dry cleaing in Iowa costs roughly the yearly GDP of Lichtenstein, it REALLY shrinks. Say to the extent that you could get it on over your boobs in the morning and then not be able to remove it in the afternoon despite a prolongued jumping up and down. And it's just possible that Ivy House lacks a good pair of readily findable sharp scissors.


I'm going to live out my days and die in this fucking H&M skirt.


That's not even a real designer! I'm going to die like a poor person! A fat Yank poor person! Cocooned in a death shroud of shrunken felted wool!

*sigh* I'm pretty sure there was a Blakes 7 episode like this.

*edit*

There totally was... either The Web, or Orac? Dammit, can't recall... It was all white goo or some bullshit a la Shelob. Damn you Terry Nation, for articulating my pain and thus making it all the sharper.

*edit 2*

Fuck, Heather would know.

*Edit 3*

HahahahahahahaHA! STEAK KNIFE! BITCH!

Erin>Skirt

*Edit 4*

It was The Web! YES! Maddest of props to Heather! Props so mad you're like damn, those some Bedlam-Props.

Is it possible to die from nerd?
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So when you wash a wool and silk skirt: it shrinks: And when you do it repeatedly b/c dry cleaing in Iowa costs roughly the yearly GDP of Lichtenstein, it REALLY shrinks. Say to the extent that you could get it on over your boobs in the morning and then not be able to remove it in the afternoon despite a prolongued jumping up and down. And it's just possible that Ivy House lacks a good pair of readily findable sharp scissors.


I'm going to live out my days and die in this fucking H&M skirt.


That's not even a real designer! I'm going to die like a poor person! A fat Yank poor person! Cocooned in a death shroud of shrunken felted wool!

*sigh* I'm pretty sure there was a Blakes 7 episode like this.

*edit*

There totally was... either The Web, or Orac? Dammit, can't recall... It was all white goo or some bullshit a la Shelob. Damn you Terry Nation, for articulating my pain and thus making it all the sharper.

*edit 2*

Fuck, Heather would know.

*Edit 3*

HahahahahahahaHA! STEAK KNIFE! BITCH!

Erin>Skirt

*Edit 4*

It was The Web! YES! Maddest of props to Heather! Props so mad you're like damn, those some Bedlam-Props.

Is it possible to die from nerd?
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You might think the "Doctor who?" jokes within the Doctor Who series would get less funny over time? But that NEVER HAPPENS. I honestly think that over the course of this show it may have made more bad puns than I have hithero made in my life. Granted it's like, from the fifties, but if you know me, that is still such an accomplishment.

I just finished Series One and am not okay. Sure, it was shippy enough at the bitter end (what the fuck was with the wierd yo-yo characterization of Boom Town? Not just as a shipper, but as a viewer, people got funky in that) but he's dead and Ten is all... he has scaled-down Nietszche mutton chops! His accent's different! He's rougly 26% less fun!


Mourn!



Update:

Wait, the continent names from Parting of the Ways sound like... are they from 1984? No fucking way!

Who thought "You know what could use more science fiction related specials? Christmas!" Luckily the Doctor Who Christmas Episode is a LOT better than the Star Wars Christmas Special. For one thing, it's not a musical. And it's not animated. And it's not getting called 'Life Day.'

"Help me." Annnnd he's up! Cute. He'd rouse himself from a regeration coma for her. I hope she bought him a really keen present this year. Something tells me this new reincarnation of him will not like jumpers as much. Though he seems to loathe Jackie 'Soup and a Sandwich! Soup and a Ham Sandwich?' Tyler (formerly Jackie 'Are you and my daughter doing anything more than running away from things really fast, you bastard?' Tyler) equally in any form.
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You might think the "Doctor who?" jokes within the Doctor Who series would get less funny over time? But that NEVER HAPPENS. I honestly think that over the course of this show it may have made more bad puns than I have hithero made in my life. Granted it's like, from the fifties, but if you know me, that is still such an accomplishment.

I just finished Series One and am not okay. Sure, it was shippy enough at the bitter end (what the fuck was with the wierd yo-yo characterization of Boom Town? Not just as a shipper, but as a viewer, people got funky in that) but he's dead and Ten is all... he has scaled-down Nietszche mutton chops! His accent's different! He's rougly 26% less fun!


Mourn!



Update:

Wait, the continent names from Parting of the Ways sound like... are they from 1984? No fucking way!

Who thought "You know what could use more science fiction related specials? Christmas!" Luckily the Doctor Who Christmas Episode is a LOT better than the Star Wars Christmas Special. For one thing, it's not a musical. And it's not animated. And it's not getting called 'Life Day.'

"Help me." Annnnd he's up! Cute. He'd rouse himself from a regeration coma for her. I hope she bought him a really keen present this year. Something tells me this new reincarnation of him will not like jumpers as much. Though he seems to loathe Jackie 'Soup and a Sandwich! Soup and a Ham Sandwich?' Tyler (formerly Jackie 'Are you and my daughter doing anything more than running away from things really fast, you bastard?' Tyler) equally in any form.

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